巧克力比性爱好的20条理由

在网上发现了一段名为20 Reasons why Chocolate is better than Sex的文章，起初看了几条还不觉的滞后越看越能莞尔一笑，于是就比较含蓄地翻译了一下。我想和邪社的各位应该能理解其中奥妙吧，据说巧克力是一种能“调情”的食物，不是有一部爱情片叫《浓情巧克力》嘛。而且巧克力是Jimmy最喜欢的零食。

[1]You can GET chocolate. 巧克力唾手可得。
[2] “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate. “如果你爱我就吞下它”,这样的话对巧克力才真的有意义
[3]Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.即使巧克力变软它也能满足你。
[4]You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 边吃巧克力变开车没有危险。
[5]You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 你可以一直存储巧克力。
[6]You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 你可以当着你妈的面吃巧克力。
[7]If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind. 如果你用力过度咬了坚果，巧克力不会在意。
[8]Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
[9]The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate. 承诺不会吓跑巧克力。
[10]You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 在工作台上放着巧克力并让你的同时感到尴尬。
[11]You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 你可以向从未照过面的陌生人要巧克力。
[12]You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 吃巧克力不会把毛发带到嘴里。
[13]With chocolate there’s no need to fake it. 不必对巧克力有所伪装。
[14]Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant. 吃巧克力又不会怀孕的咯！
[15]You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 你可以在任何时候让巧克力在你嘴中逗留。
[16]Good chocolate is easy to find. 美味的巧克力很容易找到。
[17]You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 你可以有很多种巧克力并很好地处置他们。
[18]You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 年龄与吃的巧克力无关。
[19]When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 你巧克力并不会妨碍到你的邻居。
[20]With chocolate size doesn’t matter. 巧克力的好坏与大小无关。